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(Philly Burbs)   Nice little old lady celebrates her 100th birthday... two years after her house exploded - with her in it   ( phillyburbs.com) divider line
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2395 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Mar 2013 at 11:41 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-16 12:35:10 PM  
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/She should have gotten rid of the penguin
2013-03-16 12:10:03 PM  
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2013-03-16 11:54:43 AM  
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Quantity of life vs quality of life. Why is everyone sheeting their bloomers over someone having their 'Willard Scott - Smuckers' moment due to longevity?...

Most of us, should we end up occupying this life into such noticeable years, will end up sitting in our own urine, parked in a Pinesol/amonia filled hallway of a state run 'retirement village' with oozing, unattended bedsores as underpaid, disinterested 'village associates' breeze past amidst smoke breaks...

No doubt my tone may change once I'm days/hours away from my 'time of departure' but holypharkmefivetimes, I'd rather just eat/do/live in a pleasurable manner as I see fit and kick off sooner than later.... and I'm in my 50s, so I hope to simply outlive my parents, nail one or two remaining bucket list items (ensuring I provide enough for both kids to make it through 4 years of undergrad work) then just go w/o any fuss. Copious amounts of blow off the stereotypic hooker's ass would help expedite such things no doubt... but I digress.
2013-03-16 11:52:06 AM  
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Old Lady Farts are not to be trifled with
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