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(AZ Family)   In case you needed one more reason to avoid Arizona, now's the time of year when hungry rattlesnakes starting waking up from winter hibernation   ( divider line
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2013-03-16 10:09:22 AM  
2 votes:
Stupid story: back in high school I took up cross country and decided I'd practice on some trails. Suddenly I heard rattling coming from every bush - hundreds if not thousands of them. I nearly pissed my pants running out of there for dear life.

Turned out they were just cicadas - I was running from bugs. Great training though.
2013-03-16 10:05:07 AM  
1 vote:
I went to grade school with Arizona. Back then, Arizona was kind of smart, likeable, and was moderately popular. We ended up going to different high schools, and Arizona started hanging out with a different crowd. There were rumors that Arizona was stealing prescription drugs from the medicine cabinet and went to Mexico for an abortion. My relationship with Arizona pretty much faded as we both became adults. Then one day, Arizona sent me a friend request on facebook, and wanted to know what's up and how i've been. I was suspicious because California told me Arizona was also scamming people through facebook, Needless to say I didn't reply. Later, I heard through another friend that Arizona
had pretty bad psoriasis, and i felt bad because that shiat sucks.
2013-03-16 09:55:25 AM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: squibbits: Let's make a big deal out of nothing. Plenty of warning (rattling), limited strike distance (8 inches) and non-lethal. I'd be more worried about the killer bees.

I'm curious as to why you think that rattlesnakes are non-lethal

None have ever killed me!

A rattlesnake killed me once!

/I got better
2013-03-16 09:40:01 AM  
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2013-03-16 09:29:27 AM  
1 vote:
And flying back to the Northeast for the summer?
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