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(Toronto Sun)   Evacuated due to a cockroach infestation: A) restaurant B) nursing home or C) Greyhound bus   ( torontosun.com) divider line
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2013-03-16 03:10:00 AM  
3 votes:
I took a Greyhound once. Once. I was forced to sit (apparently they routinely overbook certain routes) next to a man roughly three times the size of the largest person I had previously ever seen, who loudly complained to a friend via cellphone that he didn't have enough room to movie around, while I was being ground into a fine paste next to him. The guy in front of me was openly and flagrantly perusing multiple extreme pornographic magazines for the first half hour of the trip (most of what I saw was visible in the window's reflection, but he was doing nothing to hide it from other passengers), whereupon he disappeared into the bathroom in the rear of the bus for (literally) 45 minutes. Upon arrival at our destination, some lady called me a racial slur (for a race that I can in no way be mistaken for, mind you) when I had the audacity to file out behind the gigantic man, instead of just standing around and letting her (the seat behind me) out first. Overall, I give that trip a B-
2013-03-17 01:01:57 AM  
2 votes:

LaughingRadish: When you see just one cockroach, there are always a lot more out of sight.

to be fair, it's a German cockroach. It was just out that early to put it's towel on the seat to 'claim' it.
2013-03-16 12:32:02 PM  
1 vote:
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The driver of said bus.
2013-03-16 04:21:51 AM  
1 vote:
Rules for riding Greyhound

Bring enough food, water, and porn to survive 4 days
Safely pack your cockroach colony in lead-lined container
Avoid eye contact, especially with the driver
2013-03-16 04:09:08 AM  
1 vote:

Electrify: God that poll is retarded. Then again, Quebecor (Sun) Media tends to make Fox look professional and intelligent by comparison.

There was a poll?

Damn, I must have my browser locked down too much. I often miss out on polls and comments and even video...and of course ads.

Remember when websites used to admit that their polls weren't scientific?

Now they don't even bother. Hey, everyone who visited our website agreed roaches were bad. Well, duh!

I'd rather have roaches crawl all over me than fleas or lice or bedbugs or mosquitoes. At least roaches are clean.

/haven't seen a roach in years
//don't miss them at all.
2013-03-16 02:27:16 AM  
1 vote:
New Jersey: Even the roaches are desperate to escape.
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