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(NBC Bay Area)   World's worst neighbor threatens to shutter bacon-obsessed restaurant over the smell. Of bacon   ( nbcbayarea.com) divider line
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6595 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Mar 2013 at 1:41 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-16 02:51:03 AM  
5 votes:
What the neighbor might look like:
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2013-03-15 09:46:51 PM  
4 votes:

xanadian: You know who ELSE didn't like bacon?????

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2013-03-15 09:45:57 PM  
3 votes:

xanadian: You know who ELSE didn't like bacon?????

The Jews...?
2013-03-15 10:09:55 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-15 08:32:02 PM  
2 votes:
Change the name of the restaurant to Lutefisk Lutefisk. That'll fix him.
2013-03-16 02:59:29 AM  
1 vote:

HotWingAgenda: CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 480x360]

Actual BLT sandwich at Tony's Restaurant in Frankenmuth, Michigan. Somewhere under that pound of bacon there's lettuce and tomato.

I love bacon as much as anyone else, but how the fark does someone eat that?  The point of bacon is that is a supernova of salty, meaty flavor in a small package.  Taken in moderation, bacon makes things better.  Just eating a pound of bacon is like drinking a gallon of pure, fresh-squeezed, unsweetened lemon juice.

A while back D1vwife had to spend a month away at her parents.  Coincidentally, bacon went on sale at the wholesale club near our house.

I...I went a little nuts.  Pretty sure I took a month off of my life recreating the "Bacon between 2 Bacon and Cheese sandwiches" meal (with bacon bits on top).

Anyway - I support your claim.  Alcohol isn't the only thing that needs to be enjoyed in moderation.
2013-03-16 02:44:42 AM  
1 vote:
No surprise this is in Haight Ashbury.  That's like vegan hipster central of San Francisco.  Half the people who live there only do because they like to say, "I live in the Haight", which is worth something like 25 hipster points.  They can barely afford the rent and live on handouts to get by, but they live in the Haight.  The other half can't stand the hipsters, though.
2013-03-16 02:43:16 AM  
1 vote:
There are plenty of holes in the desert for people who complain about the smell of bacon.
2013-03-15 10:25:03 PM  
1 vote:

L.D. Ablo: Are we talking American or Canadian bacon?

You dare speak of Canadian Bacon?

Do you also talk about Taco Bell menu items when the discussion turns to Mexican food?
2013-03-15 10:09:45 PM  
1 vote:
"Take my bacon away and I'll eat you!"
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2013-03-15 09:52:36 PM  
1 vote:
I gave up bacon a few weeks ago because I have heart disease and it's really not on the heart-healthy list. Today I was in Albertsons and it was $2 off. The good brand, too. I snapped. Tomorrow morning I will make bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns. Then I will have a massive coronary and die with a smile on my face.
2013-03-15 09:43:54 PM  
1 vote:
You know who ELSE didn't like bacon?????
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