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(NBC Miami)   I knew it. I knew the Rapture was coming. So long, suckers   ( nbcmiami.com) divider line
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2013-03-15 08:25:42 PM  
Looks like you're still stuck here with us sinners on Earth. Ha, ha.
2013-03-15 08:36:47 PM  
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Nothing... I saw nothing....
2013-03-15 08:48:02 PM  
I'm here in Jersey. It's called purgatory.
2013-03-15 08:51:47 PM  
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2013-03-15 08:52:10 PM  
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2013-03-15 09:16:56 PM  

calbert: [www.albumartexchange.us image 500x405]


Only if you're under 30, which relates to another thread today.

/would hit it so hard, Richard Gere would cough up Lemmiwinks
2013-03-15 09:19:54 PM  
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2013-03-15 09:25:42 PM  
That's not an angel, you idiots. That's Mickey Mouse returning to Valhalla to feast and slumber after that Goddamn Eisner stole his money.
2013-03-15 10:11:07 PM  
"It happened the day Pope Francis was announced and some Catholics saw it as a possible sign from God."

It's a message from God: Clouds exist.
2013-03-15 10:19:02 PM  
Don't blink, Florida.
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-03-15 10:25:24 PM  
So after about three days of these headlines, the one that doesn't even mention the similarity to sea monkeys get's greened?
2013-03-15 10:27:16 PM  
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2013-03-15 10:41:59 PM  
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2013-03-15 10:42:28 PM  
Steve Massie said that seeing shapes and faces in non-human objects was simply something he called "pareidolia."

That's some fine reporting there Lou
2013-03-15 10:45:33 PM  
Steve Massie said that seeing shapes and faces in non-human objects was simply something he called "pareidolia."

Steve Massie:Not Sure
Most other Floridians: Everyone else in Idiocracy
2013-03-15 10:45:34 PM  
That's a cloud.
2013-03-15 10:46:56 PM  
Ta ta! Have a nice time.
2013-03-15 10:47:19 PM  
I know where that cloud came out of.....

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2013-03-15 10:47:21 PM  
It looks like a labia.
2013-03-15 10:48:49 PM  

lelio: Steve Massie said that seeing shapes and faces in non-human objects was simply something he called "pareidolia."

That's some fine reporting there Lou

I didn't realize before this that journalists were actually this farking retarded. On the other hand, it is Florida.
2013-03-15 10:49:09 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Nothing... I saw nothing....

First the Malachi Throne thread and now this one... it's DVD time.
2013-03-15 10:49:12 PM  
1) It's a cloud at sunset.
2) That said"  Great shot, Mr. Photo man.
2013-03-15 10:49:39 PM  
I see Satan.
2013-03-15 10:49:44 PM  
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2013-03-15 10:54:30 PM  
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So long, Stinktown.
2013-03-15 10:55:27 PM  
Seriously, do these f*cking Morions actually believe this shiat? Are they so demented by religion that they search every living/non-living inanimate object and try to equate a religious aspect to it?
I really want to understand. Is it stupidity? Is it programmed into them by religious instruction? Cant we institutionalize idiots like this, or do we wait for them to buy weapons and kill the "devils" in their minds. WTF is our world coming to?

2013-03-15 10:56:23 PM  
...and by the sweat of your brow, Rapture can be yours, too.
2013-03-15 10:56:29 PM  
Few thousand years of civilization and we still look at the clouds for clues. Might as well stayed in caves.
2013-03-15 10:56:32 PM  
When the rapture comes, can I have your stuff?
2013-03-15 10:56:34 PM  
Great and you scared it off Florida. Thanks a lot.
2013-03-15 10:58:27 PM  
So.... can I have your stuff?
2013-03-15 11:00:40 PM  
Dave Chappelle saying "Bye n****s' popped into my head. Now I am gonna have to watch me some show.


/We're all stuck here.
2013-03-15 11:01:56 PM  
I mean, from that angle it does look similar to the stereotypical imagery of angels, but it is about as relevant as saying that a cloud that looks like a chicken is a sign I'm about to score some hot cock.
2013-03-15 11:04:13 PM  

calbert: [www.albumartexchange.us image 500x405]


No.  No it is not.
2013-03-15 11:08:11 PM  
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2013-03-15 11:08:22 PM  
It's a farking cloud people.  I'm not sure what an angel looks like, but that looks like condensed moisture in the upper atmosphere to me.
2013-03-15 11:10:08 PM  
Why would an angel need a starship....I mean a cloud?
2013-03-15 11:10:23 PM  
I once saw a cloud that looked like a pile of mashed potatoes.  I immediately knelt and prayed for Idaho.
2013-03-15 11:11:29 PM  
That is clearly Lucifer. Looks like I picked the right team for once.
2013-03-15 11:12:26 PM  
Perky tits.  I like it
2013-03-15 11:12:47 PM  
Looks like a Led Zeppelin poster to me.
2013-03-15 11:13:17 PM  

LesserEvil: I know where that cloud came out of.....

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2013-03-15 11:13:29 PM  
I see a stripper. Possibly it's an angel trying to pay its way through college.
2013-03-15 11:14:36 PM  
I bet a mall just opened

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2013-03-15 11:17:04 PM  

LesserEvil: I know where that cloud came out of.....

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CSB: I know the guy that made that image.
NSCSB: I'm a pathetic waste of breathing air.
2013-03-15 11:17:25 PM  
To me it looks more like one of the ghosts from Gauntlet on the NES.

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2013-03-15 11:17:43 PM  

DubyaHater: LesserEvil: I know where that cloud came out of.....

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Shacknews, actually.
2013-03-15 11:18:35 PM  
He's been watching, Florida, and He's pissed.
2013-03-15 11:18:48 PM  
That doesn't look like an angel, it looks like a ghost.

An evil, scary looking demon angel ghost.
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