ZAZ: One "nightstand" has drawers with clothes and condoms if I'm feeling lucky.
Timmy the Tumor: how exactly does one measure the horsepower of an electric vibrator?
sn82: Timmy the Tumor: how exactly does one measure the horsepower of an electric vibrator?You just gotta turn that sucker on and test it out. Believe me, us ladies know the power of vibrators.
Timmy the Tumor: sn82: Timmy the Tumor: how exactly does one measure the horsepower of an electric vibrator?You just gotta turn that sucker on and test it out. Believe me, us ladies know the power of vibrators.Laughing. Although around here, you can tell most of the vibrator users/testers by the chipped teeth.
AlwaysRightBoy: The wife and I have a nightstand on both sides of the bed too, but I don't know what's on her stand as I'm not invited over!
Godscrack: [img841.imageshack.us image 684x556]My clock blinking after a brief power outage./very funny people at the power company
BarkingUnicorn: In before "Glock."
GAT_00: Lamp, clock, tissues (no, for my nose, Jesus), almost always a book, and my phone and glasses while I'm asleep. Book sits on the clock.
WhippingBoy: Stack of stroke mags and some crusty socks...
Satanic panic in the attic: 3 HP? Do you have a VFD with it it to ramp it up? Or do you just ram rod it across the line?
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