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(Opposing Views)   When one of the conditions of your bond is that you "stay out of all the libraries on the face of the earth," you've probably done something really bad   ( opposingviews.com) divider line
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2013-03-15 03:07:42 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-03-15 03:05:10 PM  
3 votes:
They were gonna throw the book at him, but he kept wacking at it...
2013-03-15 03:03:23 PM  
3 votes:

8 inches: What's a library?

It's a big building with books, but that's not important right now.
2013-03-15 03:46:18 PM  
2 votes:
Should be a problem for that particular individual, as nubians don't go to a library.

They go to this different place called a 'lieberry'. I think they have skrimps there.
2013-03-15 04:19:45 PM  
1 vote:
In honor of St Patty's, a limerick...
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There once was a lad named Tyree.
Who went on a pud pulling spree.
Knuckle orphans created
When he masturbated
Choked chicken and waffles for free!
2013-03-15 04:07:55 PM  
1 vote:
Sometimes I miss working at the library. Then I remember the elderly gentleman that shiat his pants and tried to hide it by tucking them into his socks. Or the daily visits from the schizophrenic who insisted upon reciting scripture while using the computers to look at porn. Or the bum I discovered passed out half naked in the restroom next to a bottle of booze. Good times.
2013-03-15 03:42:58 PM  
1 vote:

caddisfly: Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?
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Rock over London. Rock on, Chicago.
2013-03-15 03:12:32 PM  
1 vote:
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"Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't he deserve better?"
2013-03-15 03:10:51 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not sure that it's libraries that are the problem.  Went to high school with a guy who got caught masturbating in algebra class.  Twice.
2013-03-15 03:10:09 PM  
1 vote:
If there's pictures of Curious George and Dora the Explorer on the walls around you it's probably not the best place to wank.
2013-03-15 03:07:16 PM  
1 vote:
I love small town judges. We still ban people from coming back to the county where I live and isn't that just an awesome sentence? "You, go suck somewhere else, we've had enough of your shiat."
2013-03-15 03:07:08 PM  
1 vote:
Librarians give the best discipline.
2013-03-15 03:04:23 PM  
1 vote:
It's apparently a place you go to masturbate. So, like a sock.
2013-03-15 03:03:36 PM  
1 vote:
...there was some unpleasantness
I can never go back
2013-03-15 02:57:27 PM  
1 vote:
What's a library?
2013-03-15 02:53:38 PM  
1 vote:
That'll teach you to turn those damned books in on time
2013-03-15 02:15:50 PM  
1 vote:
Must have lost control after reading the works of Anais Nin or just 50 Shades....
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