If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Opposing Views)   When one of the conditions of your bond is that you "stay out of all the libraries on the face of the earth," you've probably done something really bad   ( opposingviews.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, library  
•       •       •

12354 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Mar 2013 at 2:59 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-03-15 03:07:42 PM  
2 votes:
prod-images.exhibit-e.comView Full Size
2013-03-15 03:07:16 PM  
2 votes:
I love small town judges. We still ban people from coming back to the county where I live and isn't that just an awesome sentence? "You, go suck somewhere else, we've had enough of your shiat."
2013-03-15 04:16:42 PM  
1 vote:

Jabberwookiee: Sometimes I miss working at the library. Then I remember the elderly gentleman that shiat his pants and tried to hide it by tucking them into his socks. Or the daily visits from the schizophrenic who insisted upon reciting scripture while using the computers to look at porn. Or the bum I discovered passed out half naked in the restroom next to a bottle of booze. Good times.

I'm going to the library tomorrow to look for homeless folks to take to lunch.  Hope they don't pee in the van... again.

/The social workers asked, "Why do you get along with them so well?"  "'Cause we dress like them."
2013-03-15 03:42:58 PM  
1 vote:

caddisfly: Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?
[blu.stb.s-msn.com image 628x316]

Rock over London. Rock on, Chicago.
2013-03-15 03:10:09 PM  
1 vote:
If there's pictures of Curious George and Dora the Explorer on the walls around you it's probably not the best place to wank.
2013-03-15 03:04:48 PM  
1 vote:
Our local library had thousands of dollars of books ruined by the book pisser.
2013-03-15 02:57:27 PM  
1 vote:
What's a library?
2013-03-15 02:53:46 PM  
1 vote:
The judge is just assuming that jacking off is frowned on at every library on the face of the earth. I thought judges weren't supposed to make assumptions like that. They have to follow the law.
Displayed 8 of 8 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.