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(KGW Portland)   Man tries to remove wedding ring by shooting it off his finger. Not surprisingly, alcohol was involved   ( kgw.com) divider line
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4862 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Mar 2013 at 4:00 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-15 04:23:16 PM  
3 votes:
Not the first or last time a person tried to shoot his way out of prison
2013-03-15 04:07:27 PM  
2 votes:
Alcohol was probably involved in getting the ring on too.
2013-03-15 02:40:24 PM  
2 votes:
"The gunshot badly mangled Malespini's finger, but didn't remove the ring, police said. "

Sorry, I laughed at that, even this is one of those really dastardly strains of DV: self-harm.  Sad, but that irony is just delicious.
2013-03-15 04:48:51 PM  
1 vote:

hutchkc: Responsible gun owner?

//someone had to go there

It seems he's being held responsible.
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