Pants full of macaroni!!: Well.... a puppy is a kind of baby, isn't it?
Coolfusis: lizyrd: H31N0US: Tell that to my brother and sister in law. They're one of those "our doggie is our baby" couples. farking annoying as all hell, makes family vacations a logistical disaster because they won't leave the precious little snowflake in a kennel and nobody wants to accommodate their stupid dog.End threadjack.I'm an animal guy, I love my dog and fondly tolerate my wife's cat. Several years ago I pushed hard into a fire because a woman was screaming about her "baby" when we pulled up. Turns out she was talking about her Jack Russell.The dog ended up being dead, and I ended up with some pretty good burns and a loathing for the "my baby" bullshiat.I can't say what I'd do in that situation, but I can say I once walked into the middle of a busy road to save a turtle.Even if the dog was dead, trying to save it was a good deed (even if you didn't know it was a dog)./the turtle was fine.//people stopped for me.///the girlfriend thought I was nuts (she's used to me doing things like that now)
johnboy2978: Abandoned box of donuts might have worked as well and everyone could enjoy a good laugh.
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