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(Telegraph)   Francis I went into the priesthood because a girl dumped him; in other news, the Pope has an annoying kid sister who goes around blabbing stuff   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2013-03-15 09:17:54 AM  
3 votes:
"If I had known he was going to be pope, I would have married him."

/Wait, what?
2013-03-15 09:17:06 AM  
3 votes:
Well at least we know he was interested in a GIRL at some point in life....
2013-03-15 09:49:57 AM  
2 votes:
So, he gets dumped by a girl runs off to join a bunch of other men with zero luck with girls and becomes their leader.  It's like the most successful D and D group ever.

/Right down to the imaginary characters that you insist are real...
//Not only a window seat, but the real estate agent already has a few choice locations for me to check out
2013-03-15 09:15:03 AM  
2 votes:
I was dumped by so many girls as a teenager I should just about be eligible for the papacy.
2013-03-15 09:45:41 AM  
1 vote:
12 years old?

DAMN! You Catholic girls start much too late, sooner or later it comes down to fate...
2013-03-15 09:45:41 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-15 09:28:44 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder if he'll go to her house and shout "Lookit this, biatch! I'm the motherfarking pope!"
2013-03-15 09:26:27 AM  
1 vote:

Crewmannumber6: He's just Francis. He won't be Francis I until there's a Francis II.

You're presuming that that subby isn't a time-lord from 3029, and it's been Francis after Francis for 1000 years.
2013-03-15 09:18:00 AM  
1 vote:
I think the real story here is that he was interested in a 12-year old girl and not a 12-year old boy...
2013-03-15 09:15:32 AM  
1 vote:
Insists Catholics call her their most holy aunt.
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