AverageAmericanGuy: And were you out shopping or at a restaurant. Did you not have a suitcase prepared?Or we're you responsible and prepared?
iheartscotch: And then gave the driver a ticket for child-endangerment!/ I've always felt that you're either gonna make it or not; but, speeding and crazy driving puts you, your family and everyone else on the road at risk.// maybe; and I know this is crazy, but, if you are going to be in that particular situation; maybe you should pack a go bag and keep it in your car or something?
AverageAmericanGuy: factoryconnection: AverageAmericanGuy: Are you suggesting that prepared and responsible parents that don't wait until the baby is crowning before heading to the hospital don't make good parents?Here's a thought experiment, Guy: predict the duration of labor for any pregnant woman, down to the 10-minute resolution. Show your work.Best of luck. Oh, and don't say "when the water breaks." My first child was born 22 hours after membranes first started rupturing. My second was born 90 seconds after the water broke.And were you out shopping or at a restaurant. Did you not have a suitcase prepared?Or we're you responsible and prepared?
washington-babylon: They went to Mercy Hospital? That isn't gonna end well. At least he is only playing with one other adult person, so the bots should help him out. Don't know how the baby factors in though.
AverageAmericanGuy: Sorry your parents birthed you on the side of the road.
Kaenneth: The real question is; is immunity hereditary?
Slartibartfaster: AverageAmericanGuy: Sorry your parents birthed you on the side of the road.Ever wondered why most of the planet hates being average ?// Luckily many strive to be above average.
AverageAmericanGuy: I think it's great that you've worked so hard to overcome your roots!
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