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(Foodbeast)   Kinder Surprise Eggs are coming to the US in time for Easter after it was decided children aren't as stupid as they were thirty years ago   ( divider line
    More: PSA, Kinder Eggs, Easter, St. Jude, Easter egg hunts, U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Dominique  
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13213 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2013 at 7:30 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-14 06:32:24 PM  
6 votes:

ArkAngel: Kinder Eggs are still banned. This is an attempt to idiot-proof Kinder Eggs for Americans

I don't think they know what caliber of idiots they're dealing with
2013-03-14 05:56:08 PM  
5 votes:
Bring back Lawn Darts and we'll call it square.
2013-03-14 08:03:39 PM  
4 votes:
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I don't care what de white mon say, Santa Claus is a black mon.
2013-03-14 08:41:43 PM  
3 votes:
The new Kinder eggs in Europe have a little piece of horse meat inside now.
2013-03-14 05:42:31 PM  
3 votes:
I wish they had these when I was a kid over 30 years ago. Hey, wait a minute! I think Subby just insulted me.
2013-03-14 06:10:10 PM  
2 votes:
Kinder Eggs are still banned. This is an attempt to idiot-proof Kinder Eggs for Americans
2013-03-15 12:02:40 AM  
1 vote:

MrHappyRotter: JWideman: The seemingly absurd $2500 fine is part of the "one size fits all" law regarding the importation of contraband food items. It's mostly meant for stuff that actually is harmful in some way - fruit known to carry invasive bug species, plants that are invasive species themselves, etc. Kinder eggs just get caught in it. As for why Kinder eggs are banned, that again is a "one size fits all" law meant to prevent the sale of adulterated food.

I've looked up some photos of you online and all I can say is, I've got something that's "one size fits all" for you.

I'm not sure whether to feel flattered or paranoid. I don't have any photos of me online that I know of.
2013-03-14 10:01:14 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-14 09:29:35 PM  
1 vote:

Jon iz teh kewl: what about an egg made ENTIRELY out of NUTELLA a spoonful of Nutella. Easy to make at home, with a spoon and a jar of Nutella.
2013-03-14 08:09:56 PM  
1 vote:
But first, a history lesson. In 1938, the FDA passed The Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act, which prohibits "non-nutritive (inedible) object inside a candy.

It's a Kinder Egg.  It IS a non-nutritive, inedible object.

It's no different than encasing a toy inside a candle.
2013-03-14 08:01:44 PM  
1 vote:
Tell me more about chocolate, Dominique.

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Tell me more about anything you want to.
2013-03-14 07:49:10 PM  
1 vote:
Well, balut in bosco, but same thing.
2013-03-14 07:48:11 PM  
1 vote:
There is only PEEPS
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2013-03-14 07:35:57 PM  
1 vote:
seven more months until hallo-ween Silver Shamrock!
2013-03-14 07:34:07 PM  
1 vote:
And Americans call themselves free....but aren't allowed Kinder Eggs.

2013-03-14 06:46:06 PM  
1 vote:

Jon iz teh kewl: what about an egg made ENTIRELY out of NUTELLA

I totally have a food boner right now.
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