Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Gentle Reader,Be sure to clean it thoroughly and undo any modifications your late wife may have installed. While the departed could plan accordingly for an 11 horsepower motor and Sawz-All fitting attachment, your new loving bride may not be so prepared. Best of all fortune to your matrimony.Prudence
Nana's Vibrator: Withhold not good from those to whom it is due, when it is in the power of thine hand to do in.
LibertyHiller: My God.Throw.It.Out.
lennavan: There's the rub: you don't actually want to have that conversation.So then clean it and don't tell her it's used. Holy fark is this really that difficult?
kvinesknows: How is this any different then your new girlfriend getting to use your penis after your wife died?
dv-ous: LibertyHiller: My God.Throw.It.Out.When my dad remarried, stepmom didn't even want him to keep the house.
devilEther: I make a grown woman cry, I make a dead woman come
Theaetetus: Give it to homeless people. They need robotic loving too.
Marquis de Sod: Consult your clergyman. Make sure the vibrator is blessed and everything should be just fine...just fine
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