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2013-03-14 02:05:01 PM  
7 votes:
Brings a whoile new meaning to "Eats, shoots, and leaves"
2013-03-14 01:43:48 PM  
4 votes:
I love porn.
2013-03-14 02:40:05 PM  
2 votes:
She was just nervous of yongyong's king schlong ding dong goin all ping pong in her ching chong
2013-03-14 02:38:33 PM  
2 votes:
Sounds like old Ming Ling got paired up with an ironbox. I can hear her now..."Don't be trying to shoot that shiat on my muzzle just because the slut on the tape allowed it to happen. NO, I will NOT be doing it human-style."
2013-03-14 02:28:55 PM  
2 votes:
Looks like a job for Sexual Harassment Panda.
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2013-03-14 03:17:10 PM  
1 vote:
I'm trying to kick the porn habit, so I'm getting a kick

/resetting counter back to "0"
//damn you pornhub
///bless you pornhub?
2013-03-14 03:09:30 PM  
1 vote:
I'm hornier than the average bear!

and / or

Did he get his start looking at Panda womens underwear in the Sears catalog? Or maybe looking at his sister's Panda Cosmo Magazine?
2013-03-14 03:00:33 PM  
1 vote:
"I have no emotional stake in panda-farking" - George Carlin.
2013-03-14 02:49:55 PM  
1 vote:

Elegy: Funny. I tried this with my wife and she said "ewwwwww" and left for an unscheduled 2-week "vacation" at her mother's.

Some times men and women have different ideas about sex.  When she gives you that sly smile and says "lets try something different tonight." you start thinking about light bondage and a video camera she is thinking about a night light in the bedroom.
2013-03-14 02:38:50 PM  
1 vote:

2013-03-14 02:36:51 PM  
1 vote:
Funny. I tried this with my wife and she said "ewwwwww" and left for an unscheduled 2-week "vacation" at her mother's.
2013-03-14 02:29:43 PM  
1 vote:
DON'T.  I mean, DON'T google "panda porn" without safe search on.
2013-03-14 02:23:07 PM  
1 vote:
What panda porn might look like:

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2013-03-14 02:22:12 PM  
1 vote:
Black and whites like the pink?
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