FullMetalPanda: Cut his head off and graft it onto the Vice President's shoulder.
MyKingdomForYourHorse: Plasticise him
WhoopAssWayne: floating around reddit today:[img823.imageshack.us image 295x445]
hardinparamedic: Even in death, the corruption cannot be stopped. We have only one option left![fc04.deviantart.net image 600x375]/Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.
CygnusDarius: WhoopAssWayne: floating around reddit today:[img823.imageshack.us image 295x445]Yes, but Reddit is a hive of malcontents, social misfits, and sexual misanthropists.The only difference of them and us, is that most of us are drunk.
Snarfangel: MyKingdomForYourHorse: Plasticise himIf Plastic Man and Aquaman got in a fight, would anyone care?/"I keep food fresh! I am light and flexible!" Worst superpower ever.
maggoo: What about the reports that the stiff that was presented in the funeral was not Chavez' body but only a wax dummy, because Chavez actually died a month ago and their people had to keep that a secret for his VP to take over? It has been reported that the wax dummy incident was the reason why Brazil's president Dilma Rousseff and Argentina's PM Christina Kirchner suddenly decided to skip the funeral event and unexpectedly bailed out without providing much of an explanation.
WhoopAssWayne: floating around reddit today:
Ukab the Great: WhoopAssWayne: floating around reddit today:[img823.imageshack.us image 295x445]White-girl dreads. Wonder what she would do if the Psychlos were invading Earth...
ChrisDe: I was a little surprised that U.S. republicans didn't try this with Reagan.
Ned Stark: WhoopAssWayne: floating around reddit today:Yeah, remember that time Chavez killed half a million people to show up his dad too. What a bastard.
The Irresponsible Captain: To begin with you need more bald priests.
Sudlow: ChrisDe"I was a little surprised that U.S. republicans didn't try this with Reagan."Why? It's always been a big thing for the left, not the right.
tylerdurden217: WhoopAssWayne: floating around reddit today:[img823.imageshack.us image 295x445]I promise that I'm not trolling here. What specifically did Chavez do that was so evil? Great leader? No, but he did focus on poverty, the influence of oil money in politics, human rights, etc. Maybe those efforts were just a failure, but I'm missing why this guy is compared to some of the worst tyrants in history (not on Fark necessarily, but elsewhere)I'm not a fan, but I'm not pissing on his grave either.
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