xanadian: "Black Thunder Diarrhea" is the name of my Tenacious D cover band.
BarkingUnicorn: "Try mixing 1/2 cup vinegar and 1/4 cup baking soda (or 2 teaspoons borax) into 1/2 gallon (2 liters) jug of water. "Uh, wouldn't the acid and base just neutralize each other?
Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Today I Learned: Coke Can Be Used to Clean ToiletsMarch 13, 2013 // 5:40 pm // By: Dominique ZamoraStay tuned for tomorrow when Dominique learns that Yellow #5 is not a Chinese version of the movie Short Circuit.
cheap_thoughts: Great way to stain your teeth to that antique finish that's allllllllll the rage these days.
Subdue their bellies: cheap_thoughts: Great way to stain your teeth to that antique finish that's allllllllll the rage these days.Are you swishing it around like mouthwash? Just pour the cola on your tongue and let it slide down your throat hole.
"From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed to this place"To study the behavior patterns of the human race"And I find them highly illogical
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Why don't you just use water?
furterfan: coke is a basically carbonic acid with sugars[carbonic acid is basically a fancy name for water with carbon dioxide dissolved in it [aka 'soda water']carbonic acid is the active ingredient that does all the cleaning so - if you want to be a dick and use back-to-bassics cleaning ingredients, why not just use the cheaper alternative - fizzy waterand, ever notice how the table is sticky after you've spilled coke on it? coke has sugars in it - which are just going to be a great place for bacteria to stick to after you've used it in your toilet/dnrtfa
MythDragon: So what, am I supposed to drink water instead? Like from the now clean toilet?
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