MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm catching a whiff of bullsh*t here/anyone else?[i48.tinypic.com image 238x241]
fisker: I like how everyone thinks it's cool for McDonald's to leave used condoms around their restaurant and blame the mother for the place being unsanitary.
AverageAmericanGuy: If your kids don't know well enough to not put random shiat in her mouth by the time she's 2, you've failed as a parent.By the time she's 20, she'll be putting all kinds of random shiat in her mouth. Pray it's not on camera.
SpdrJay: Um, I wondered where that condom went.....
AverageAmericanGuy: If your kids don't know well enough to not put random shiat in her mouth by the time she's 2, you've failed as a parent.
spicorama: Anishi and Jacquel... they sound attractive and successful don't they?/when our kids were 1-2 we never took our eyes off them for even a second, kids that age will put rocks in their mouth if you dont stop them.
calbert: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm catching a whiff of bullsh*t here/anyone else?[i48.tinypic.com image 238x241]oh ffs is this story bullsh*t. a similar incident occurred in Western Australia in Sept 2011, made world headlines (and was greened here), and was later determined to be a prank (yes, it was a condom that had 'something creamy' in it that was found in a play area by a toddler, but it was placed there by school girls who filled it with ice-cream).point is, this lady heard about that incident and then claimed that it happened to her and her kids February 2012.she heard about it happening on the other side of the globe and decided that she would jump on the copy-cat bandwagon hoping for a pay-day.I hope it's discovered that she had something to do with planting the condom.or that her story just completely falls apart and that there never was any condom.I hope McDonald's crushes her in court.
calbert: and the 'brilliance' of her scheme (which everybody knows from books and movies and tv) is that she's 'only' asking for 50,000.that is a shiat ton of money for her (even after her lawyer's cut), but it's pocket change for McDonald's. so they're keeping their fingers crossed and praying for McDonald's to settle out of court.
BarkingUnicorn: I bet it's the work of that bacteria-fighting mom from Arizona who was banned from every McD's in the area.
Ivo Shandor: McRibbed for her pleasure.
MayoSlather: Hey I found something gross out in the world, I'm going to sue. That's my new business model for a startup.
berylman: How does she know it was used?
bugmn99: I would just have to euthanize my kid after something like that. Every time I looked at them, they'd only be "the kid that once ate a used condom".
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