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(Click2Houston)   Have you ever been so angry that you screamed and pounded on a truck and then got shot in the foot over a pair of pants? Welcome to Texas   ( click2houston.com) divider line
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2013-03-14 01:00:44 AM  
In Florida, we call that "Tuesday."
2013-03-14 01:03:03 AM  
The maintenance man was just standing his ground... pantless.
2013-03-14 01:07:23 AM  
No subby, but I used to read about alot of situations where kids were shot for their Air Jordans or FUBU shirts and jackets.
2013-03-14 01:08:03 AM  
These are not men.
2013-03-14 01:29:38 AM  
They are Devo
2013-03-14 01:30:13 AM  
2013-03-14 01:31:29 AM  
Texas: the someone's gonna get shot state.
2013-03-14 01:36:31 AM  
Hey you bastards.... this was over pants!  Important pants!!!

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2013-03-14 01:43:44 AM  
Responsible pantowners.
2013-03-14 02:14:31 AM  
If everyone were pantless, this wouldn't have been possible.
2013-03-14 02:15:54 AM  
Maybe we should just ban Texas.
2013-03-14 02:22:02 AM  
Texas... It's like Tijuana, but without all the annoying white people
2013-03-14 02:23:21 AM  
It's funny cuz it's tex-ass.
2013-03-14 02:25:10 AM  
When pants are outlawed, only outlaws will have pants.
2013-03-14 02:40:25 AM  
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2013-03-14 02:45:00 AM  
No, but I once handled an even crazier workers comp claim years ago.

Garbage truck driver on a commercial route next to some houses was making too much noise early in the mornings, so someone at one of the houses lays in wait and shoots him as he was getting out of the truck.  Small caliber bullet hit him in the front of his ankle, just above his instep and lodged against his Achiles tendon.

The driver ran behind the truck, fearing more shots.  When none came, he got angry and hobbled over to the chain link fence around the yard from which he thought the shots came, beating on the fence with a broomstick and yelling, "Come out, you SOB!"  Yeah, he's got a broomstick and he's challenging a guy with a gun.  No resposne, so he pulls the garbage truck up to the fence and revs the engine, honks the hor and yells.  Still no response.

He then drives to a convenience store and calls 911 on a pay phone.  When the cops get there, he wants them to go back with him and arrest everyone in the house.  Cops throw him in the squad car and take him to hospital.

Then it continued to get wacky.
2013-03-14 03:24:48 AM  
As a Texas wiseman once said, "What does it matter if it's loaded? It's all part of God's plan."
2013-03-14 06:01:18 AM  
Minus the being shot part, this headline would describe my insane neighbors. The chick's a self-entitled, Jersey Shore wannabe who's also bipolar (doesn't take her meds) and the guy's dumber than a box of rocks and has gone off the deep end from putting up with her shiat.

/Thank the gods - the landlord's kicking them out
//Just a few more weeks of being terrorized in my own home
2013-03-14 07:35:56 AM  
Houston: Check
Predicted race: Check
... All that's missing is that we find out this guy is a Katrina Refugee.

Nothing shocking here.
2013-03-14 12:23:56 PM  
Pants on the electrical box
Pants on the electrical box
Lookin' like a fool
With yo' pants on the electrical box!
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