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(Daily Mail)   Utah couple attempt to scam grocery store by eating razor blades but police found their story hard to swallow   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Stupid, Utah, Michael Condor  
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4514 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2013 at 2:33 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-14 02:36:56 AM  
First rule of food tampering: If you're going to ingest it, don't use a deadly adulterant.

It's in the farking handbook, for chrissakes.
2013-03-14 02:37:44 AM  
more sensational tabloid "news".
2013-03-14 02:39:40 AM  
Shaking like a dog shiatting razor blades.
2013-03-14 02:52:01 AM  
I'm not clicking on Daily Fail links anymore. Not that anyone cares.
2013-03-14 03:20:58 AM  
Darwin missed...this time.
2013-03-14 03:24:45 AM  
Doughnuts and razor blades. Little dead are soon in graves. I remember Easter.
2013-03-14 03:30:20 AM  
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2013-03-14 03:30:55 AM  
The doctor at the hospital said they would both live, but it was a close shave.
2013-03-14 04:14:08 AM  
farking bullshiat dailyfail. Don't click their links.
2013-03-14 04:24:47 AM  
Idiot scammer trifecta in play?
2013-03-14 04:35:27 AM  
He said they were both in debt and decided to try and get money from the store.

Here's a solution: Don't arrest them OR charge them with anything. Just let the razor blades do their inevitable work.
2013-03-14 05:28:56 AM  
when traveling down
the road of life
don't eat razor blade donuts
cause you're in debt with the wife
Use Burma Shave!
2013-03-14 06:53:59 AM  
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2013-03-14 08:43:08 AM  
I'm surprised that they were able to eat them without injury, even knowing they were there. They're likely to have problems, however, when the razor blades hit the anus.
2013-03-14 02:10:56 PM  
I've now lived in 14 states and visited 46 of the lower 48 and will state without doubt that some of the stupidest people I've met live in Utah.....
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