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(Some Guy)   Man proposes to girlfriend via re-edited trailer for THE GREY. Is this trailer presented in dust-o-vision?   ( horrorsociety.com) divider line
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2013-03-13 09:07:27 PM  
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Jon iz teh kewl: i've proposed to my (ex) girlfriend 20000 times by email.  and she won't answer her phone

any IDEAS?

Email her a video that has pictures of a man in the deep cold woods with a knife and splice in frames of your face as the man comes up behind the other guy to murder him. Maybe mix in some stuff from the Saw V trailer and at the very end show live footage of you coming into her house and sniffing her panties. End it with you spray painting WILL YOU MARRY ME in blood red all over her bedroom wall.

Chicks love that sh*t.
2013-03-14 08:03:39 AM  
1 vote:
Lot better than the voice message proposal I left for my lady:

If you are looking for financial stability, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me quite a catch for people like you. If you let me go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will marry you.
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