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(Calgary Herald)   Protip: While punching the cop trying to ticket you may help you flee the scene, it is best to do this before handing over your ID   ( calgaryherald.com) divider line
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2013-03-13 01:49:46 PM  
That headline, I don't even...
2013-03-13 01:50:44 PM  
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Tutu is Hawaiian for 'grandmother'
2013-03-13 02:08:22 PM  
Well it isn't often recommended that you cop punch for purposes of escape, you you should presuppose that leaving your find you at home ID making package will cause your flee the scene scenario to collapse on itself.

How'd I do, subby?
2013-03-13 02:09:10 PM  
2PM on a Wednesday and you're drunk, subby?

Good for you.
2013-03-13 02:11:54 PM  
I'm hopped up on cold meds I understood it perfectly. Best of luck with your marriage problems, subby.
2013-03-13 02:11:57 PM  
Protip: While punching the cop trying to ticket you may help you flee the scene, it is best to to this before handing over your ID

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2013-03-13 02:13:22 PM  
Why all the hate for subby? I understood the headline just fine, and it looks grammatically correct to me.
2013-03-13 02:14:29 PM  
...except for the to to typo, that is.
2013-03-13 02:15:04 PM  
I thought standard issue was to SHOOT the cop before you give them your ID. Am I wrong?

father Mulkahey, the new Pope!
2013-03-13 02:15:15 PM  
Doin the dew!
2013-03-13 02:15:42 PM  
To to, or not to to.  That is is the question.
2013-03-13 02:17:04 PM  

MattyBlast: ...except for the to to typo, that is.

On my phone there's a line break between the two tos. Took me a minute to find what you guys were going on about because my brain must automatically correct mistakes for me while I read.
2013-03-13 02:26:12 PM  
You accidentally the whole princip
2013-03-13 02:28:06 PM  
He would have gotten away too.

Story tiime...
I was riding the River Line down to see a concert a few months back.  It only costs like $1.25 or something.  Really cheap.  Some guy sitting in our car was caught rinding without a ticket.  At the next stop, the police where there, got on the train, and wrote him a ticket for $80.

Now that's just stupid and excessive if you ask me.

He should have punched the cop and run away.
2013-03-13 02:46:41 PM  
Pro tip: When writing a headline it's best not to jumble your thoughts.
2013-03-13 03:37:09 PM  
Submitter sounds a little excited like be he may the puncher.
2013-03-13 03:42:45 PM  
2013-03-13 03:43:26 PM  
May I help you? To to, Brutus!
2013-03-13 03:47:49 PM  
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2013-03-13 03:48:33 PM  
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2013-03-13 04:00:55 PM  
Subby, please

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2013-03-13 04:30:46 PM  
That's no cop, that is a peace officer!

Why would a peace officer write a ticket, instead of enforcing the peace?
2013-03-13 06:20:24 PM  
Thanks for the headache, Subtard.
2013-03-13 08:28:31 PM  
It always cracks me up when the folks on COPS get pulled over in their own cars for something stupid, and then run. Um dude? They have your car. They can find out where you live.
2013-03-14 01:40:04 AM  
Police describe the man as bald, about 30 years old, with a lengthy rap sheet.

They had his id & this is the best description they could come up with?
2013-03-14 07:22:23 AM  
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