FirstNationalBastard: Eventually, that pressed ham will be the fondest thing the bride and groom recall about the dark day they legally bound themselves to one another.
xanadian: Hey, buddy, there's a huge crack on your window!
TheOther: Previous evening's rehearsal:[stephaniebowman.files.wordpress.com image 632x318]
vudukungfu: a large tattoo on his upper back, with the Latin phraseVi very veniversum virusWow. Don't fark with that guy.Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah*gasp*wahahahahahahahah a haha
the801: [cdn.static.ovimg.com image 400x300]there's more than a little humor in the situation. Ann Richards would have understood. now there was a classy lady who liked a good window-assing.
mama2tnt: now, you all KNOW what an old lady prude i am. but......he paid for his room, the hotel knew before it booked the wedding the room windows looked over the wedding venue....he was inside his room, so he's not a perv; rather, those who objected are peeping toms and should be charged as such.(and i agree with ALL the "that's what they'll remember" and "nude rights" comments above.)
gadian: I just remember the one guy stomping up to the main desk absolutely furious. He banged on the desk, demanding a room change that couldn't happen because we were at capacity, but wouldn't happen because he was an asshole. The reason why he needed the room change? His ground floor room faced the parking lot and he couldn't walk around naked with the curtains open. Sorry bro, your freedom to air your genitals to nature isn't a reason to move your room. Though being the conscientious desk employee that I was, I just suggested that he could still walk around naked with the curtains open if he didn't mind public comment from arriving guests and that the only real difference between the room he had and the one he wanted was that he wanted to feel as though he could wave his genitals at people without them knowing.He tried to act modest and insulted.People are absolutely irrational when they're on vacation.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's like raaii-aaiin....
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