Charlie Chingas: For a moment I read that as 'penises'. Subby's mom?
dabbletech: How do you get change from 111 pennies?
MBooda: I hope the owner was turned in to the coppers.
ruetheday69: More like the owner force fed the dog or hid them in his food.
HelloNeuman: Hilarious stubby! How did ever think of 'change' i.e. coins, juxtaposed to 'change' as in making something different. Fantastic! I LOL'd for an hour! Then, you were clever enough to warn us of the impending cleverness reveal by enclosing guidance in the brackets! As I read it I was thinking wait, here comes the joke then BOOM! Out of nowhere... this genius! Reminded me of Mark Twain in it's structure and discipline. Huzzah and hats off to you my champion for the best FARK headline of this or any year!
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