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(Ionia Sentinel-Standard)   How many screw drivers in the head does it take to incapacitate a Pollock? Just one. What are you, racist?   ( sentinel-standard.com) divider line
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2013-03-13 11:14:58 AM  
3 votes:
First thing I thought was "why are Eastern Europeans stabbing fish in the head"?

Classic joke Wisconsinites tell:

Did you hear about the new game fish the Illinois Department of Natural Resources is trying to breed? They took a Coho and crossed it with a Walleye. They called it a Kowal. It had great taste, and fought like hell, but wasn't very large. So they crossed it with a Muskie, and called it a Kowalski. It has the best of everything: it fights hard, it tastes great, and it grows up to 50 inches. The only problem is they're having trouble teaching to swim!
2013-03-13 01:26:29 PM  
2 votes:

offmymeds: As someone of Polish ancestry, I'm getting a real kick out of this thread. :)

I guess you had someone explain the jokes to you?

/I keed, I keed
2013-03-13 08:39:03 AM  
2 votes:
Sounds fishy to me
2013-03-13 10:48:06 AM  
1 vote:
Fishy McBites, McBites... Fishy McBites, McBites..  Fishy Fishy!

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make it stop...
2013-03-13 10:46:12 AM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Straight or Phillips?

Robertson FTW
2013-03-13 10:29:05 AM  
1 vote:
Q: Why do Pollacks have holes in their foreheads?

A: From learning to eat with a fork.
2013-03-13 10:26:11 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-13 08:44:51 AM  
1 vote:
Heard to say "Get that damn screwdriver out of my head!"
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