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(620WTMJ Milwaukee)   Just like when you have to use your cell phone, it's a good idea to pull over when you have to shoot up heroin. The plan unravels when you pass out in your truck, cross three lanes of traffic, roll down a hill, hit a sign and a wall   ( 620wtmj.com) divider line
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2013-03-13 08:30:34 AM  
2013-03-13 08:30:35 AM  
DRTfA, bet the asshole lived.
2013-03-13 08:31:09 AM  
Came for "TAH DAH!"
Leaving satisfied.
2013-03-13 08:32:55 AM  
I don't want to judge but it sounds like somebody has a substance abuse problem.
2013-03-13 08:33:54 AM  
RTFA, he *and* his squeeze, both of whom were chasing that dragon, survived. What's a guy gotta do to get karmic justice for morons who switch lanes without signaling?
2013-03-13 08:36:08 AM  
I refer to this as "Tuesday."
2013-03-13 08:49:19 AM  

ChipNASA: Came for "TAH DAH!"
Leaving satisfied.

Came for "the Aristocrats"
Leaving disappointed.
2013-03-13 08:51:26 AM  

ender_kg: ChipNASA: Came for "TAH DAH!"
Leaving satisfied.

Came for "the Aristocrats"
Leaving disappointed.

If it had a prostitute angle or mention I would have went with that one
2013-03-13 09:26:48 AM  

good times... good times...
2013-03-13 11:55:30 PM  
I'm confuzzled...

Even though Tanya doesn't know Middleton, she knows what it's like to hit bottom -- and hopes he can turn it around too.

Was this Tanya person also in the vehicle?  Or did the author simply interview another area heroin addict to add drama?
2013-03-14 05:54:08 PM  
The plan unravels when you a wall

Conjunctions -- how the fark do they work?
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