unlikely: wow no one saw that coming that's amazing i am so surprised
safetycap: For the first time in ever, I'm proud to be an American.[i651.photobucket.com image 850x637]
Gifted Many Few: I just check ebay. Twinkies are miraculously going for a reasonable price. Except one guy, charging $500 for a box that expired 3 months ago.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: People will stand up and cheer!Well, maybe not stand up, 'cause the 'beetus got their feet last year, but they's gonna honk the HELL outa that Hoveround horn!
scared coward: subby made me think of http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of- p eace-and-pros,464/
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Twinkies get all the good press.Bears need love too.
PsiChick: scared coward: subby made me think of http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of- p eace-and-pros,464/...That is...holy fark. Was Bush that obvious pre-9\11? Or is this writer just psychic or something?
Pointy Tail of Satan: Great. Now there is going to be shortage of embalming fluid. Or did they take that out?
MrEricSir: That's too bad, I was hoping Bimbo would buy them. I had a whole set of Bimbo jokes lined up and everything.
Iczer: unlikely: wow no one saw that coming that's amazing i am so surprisedI'd wager there are a few idiots around the country that're wondering if they can declare bankruptcy now after spending $1,048 per Twinky on eBay...
sdallyjr: [www.webpagefx.com image 205x164]
realmolo: Yeah, if the date on that article is correct, that's amazing. I mean, it's spot-on.
CarnySaur: The winning bid is a joint venture by private equity firms Apollo Global Management and Metropoulos & Co.[lostified.com image 600x400]
HotWingAgenda: Gifted Many Few: I just check ebay. Twinkies are miraculously going for a reasonable price. Except one guy, charging $500 for a box that expired 3 months ago.That's the last box of REAL Twinkies before the factory shut down. It's like selling the last six pack of original Coca-Cola from before New Coke.
Zebulon: The Hostess brand was bought by an *Investment company* that doesn't even own a bakery. They will end up sitting on the Hostess name, then trying to re-sell it to someone else for a profit.
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