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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   "I was depressed. I suffered from menopause. I had an online love interest. My husband was emotionally absent. I was under hypnosis. IT WASN'T MY FAULT"   ( divider line
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2013-03-12 08:17:26 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-03-13 12:32:11 AM  
2 votes:

Lorelle: WTF?!? Sex is the furthest thing from my mind when I'm having a hot flash or night sweats.

Agreed. She might get a meno-pass if she'd snapped in class and bludgeoned the little hellions with a desk and then burst into tears and perhaps then burst into maniacal laughter. But child porn. Nope, sorry.
2013-03-13 07:12:59 AM  
1 vote:

Suck it up and do your time.

Everybody's fault but mine.

2013-03-13 06:22:22 AM  
1 vote:
of course. it's never the woman's fault.
2013-03-13 06:09:40 AM  
1 vote:
No. If men cannot use "I was suffering high testosterone" then women cannot use "I had hormone imbalance" as an excuse.

Either hormones affect you so much it is a legal excuse or they do not. Let`s try to remove sexism from the law.

/personally I would like her reasoning to be seen as valid and for me to be able to use the same rational. "I`m sorry officer, I have to have this rum, I have a hormone imbalance"
2013-03-13 05:19:07 AM  
1 vote:
3.5 years on the menopause ride and I resent the hell out of this biatch for trying to use it as an excuse for messed up behavior. It doesn't do that.

Hot flashes, night sweats, sleep deprivation may make you a bit irritable. But, it certainly doesn't make you a criminal fark who knows right from wrong and chooses wrong.

She's an ass and I hope they throw the book at her.
2013-03-13 04:35:55 AM  
1 vote:
DNRTA, came to post:
 I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Very happy to see Boobies beat me to it :)
Oh farker comments, just when I thought you couldn't possibly
be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
2013-03-13 03:22:47 AM  
1 vote:
There is a solution for her problems.  It's called female circumcision.
2013-03-13 03:19:55 AM  
1 vote:

phlegmmo: [ image 464x400]

done in one
2013-03-13 03:08:09 AM  
1 vote:
In soviet schoolistan snowflakes entitle YOU
2013-03-13 02:53:13 AM  
1 vote:
Done in one.
2013-03-12 09:27:37 PM  
1 vote:
When you're under hypnosis, you still have a certain amount of control.  For example, if someone tells you to do something like "take off your clothes" and you are not the type of person to take off your clothes, you probably will not take off your clothes, unless given a reason for you to take off your clothes.  Or if someone says "punch the person you hate the most," this requires some conscious thought to do and probably would not be considered "involuntary" by the court.
2013-03-12 09:01:40 PM  
1 vote:
Kimberly Crain pleads for mercy from court

Can my brain/eyes plead mercy from her picture?
2013-03-12 08:24:40 PM  
1 vote:
You chose....poorly.
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