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(Slate)   A complete step-by-step guide on how to get drunk in public   ( divider line
    More: PSA, police superintendent, broken windows, urination, Chicagoans, public parks  
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7366 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Mar 2013 at 8:14 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-12 08:19:22 PM  
4 votes:
I long ago discovered how to get drunk in public. Unfortunately, I developed a severe allergic reaction that caused me to break out in handcuffs.
2013-03-12 08:23:29 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-12 08:18:29 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-12 09:11:04 PM  
1 vote:

Rozinante: Why do you think baby carriages have beer holders?

Um, those are beer carriages with baby holders.  Just a little FYI.
2013-03-12 08:28:53 PM  
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Put your wine in a Diet Coke can.
2013-03-12 08:24:46 PM  
1 vote:

aremmes: Smeggy Smurf
1.  Open beer
2.  Drink beer
3.  Repeat until drunk

You forgot:
0. Stand in public.

I just assume that lumbering into a public space would happen eventually.

Forbidding the possibility of blackout drunkenness, of course.
2013-03-12 08:23:14 PM  
1 vote:
Starbucks' "Trenta" size holds an entire bottle of wine, FYI.
2013-03-12 08:17:12 PM  
1 vote:
1.  Open beer
2.  Drink beer
3.  Repeat until drunk
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