davidphogan: I had a rural dentist who told me about a patient who came in with some broken teeth. Apparently his cow bit him, so he bit the cow back.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh George... not the livestock
Bondith: But now where will we get shareware?
b0rg9: Bondith: But now where will we get shareware?First thing I thought of, too.
Oldiron_79: Am I in before cow level from diablo
ProdigalSigh: They had it coming, damn bovine bastards.
thy crotch: [theadventourist.com image 610x406]nature's camouflage gone wrong?
ProdigalSigh: They had it coming, damn bovine bastards.Honestly though, he probably hit them with the car and then tried to put them out of their misery in the way only an incredibly inebriated person can... poorly.
DigitalCoffee: Bondith: But now where will we get shareware?First thing I thought of too. Along that same note; has CNET stopped including the complementary adware/malware to each download yet?
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