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(AZCentral)   If you steal your ex-girlfriend's iPad, don't later send her a text thanking her for it   ( azcentral.com) divider line
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4113 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Mar 2013 at 7:16 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-12 08:37:09 PM  
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2013-03-12 07:25:03 PM  
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Actually, no. If you take an iPad from someone you know, and you suspect that they will be calling the authorities, you DO thank them, and you make every effort to make it sound like you were the recipient of a gift.

FTA: "Spriggs was contacted by police and he said he would return the iPad to the woman. He told police he did not intend to keep the iPad and was going to return it at a later date."

Well, you see, the above quote is exactly what you shouldn't do. What you should do when the cops show up is to be apologetic ("Well officer, she told me that since I use it more than she does and I let her keep the sofa and ottoman, she told me to keep the iPad. But if she's changed her mind, I'll be happy to return it, if she gives me my stuff back. Sorry you had to get involved. I think it was a big misunderstanding.").

/GED in Law
//big fan of Judge Judy
2013-03-12 07:21:46 PM  
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