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(ITV)   Meatloaf found to be 5% horsemeat, 95% Ho-Hos   ( itv.com) divider line
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2013-03-12 05:54:42 PM  
18 votes:
I would eat anything for lunch, but I won't eat that.
2013-03-12 07:26:27 PM  
3 votes:
how patootie bless my soul

i'll eat your ponies nom nom nom nom nom

what's for dinner, frank?

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2013-03-12 07:06:28 PM  
2 votes:
Apparently, the paradise by the dashboard light is the local Sonic.
2013-03-12 06:10:49 PM  
2 votes:
But it is shelf stable

/a bit
//all things being equine
2013-03-12 06:00:40 PM  
2 votes:
You took the horse right out of my mouth.
2013-03-12 08:23:56 PM  
1 vote:

haterade: What is the problem with horse meat anyway? Apparently it's delicious.

It gives me the trots.
2013-03-12 07:30:58 PM  
1 vote:
Ten products that Tesco has yet to recall for containing horse by-products

1. Chocolate pudding.
2. Haggis
3. Christmas sprouts
4. Hot-cross buns
5. Persimmons
6. Bubble & Squeak
7. Wine
8. Wodak
9. White shoe polish
10. Beer
2013-03-12 07:23:04 PM  
1 vote:
Has Tesco relocated corporate HQ to farkin' Equestria yet, or are they still working on it? Surely somebody there must have studied supply chain management...
2013-03-12 07:20:39 PM  
1 vote:
Lisa: Um, excuse me, isn't there anything here that doesnt have meat in it?
Doris: Possibly the meatloaf.
Lisa: Well I believe you're required to have a vegetarian alternative.
Doris: (pulls out a hot dog, takes sausage out). Yum. It's rich in bunly goodness.
Lisa: Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work?

"Last Exit to Springfield", The Simpsons
2013-03-12 07:15:33 PM  
1 vote:
A greaser for the freezer!
2013-03-12 07:14:44 PM  
1 vote:
Is there anything Tesco sells that isn't tainted by horsemeat?

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The "E" in TESCO stands for Equestrian, apparently.
2013-03-12 07:07:28 PM  
1 vote:
I would do anything for a greenlight, but I won't do that.

/congrats to subby
2013-03-12 07:03:17 PM  
1 vote:
christ, here comes that picture.....
2013-03-12 06:46:07 PM  
1 vote:
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"There's more meat in these gym mats"
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