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(Yahoo)   Usually sinkholes in Illinois are in the state government, not the local golf course. Usually   ( sports.yahoo.com) divider line
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2013-03-12 02:36:03 PM  
Not the kind of drop zone you would want.
2013-03-12 02:42:26 PM  
So, instead of a hole in one, he is one in the hole.
2013-03-12 03:39:24 PM  
He sounds fat.
2013-03-12 03:40:09 PM  
The world needs sinkhole victims too.
2013-03-12 04:08:19 PM  
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2013-03-12 04:16:11 PM  
I feel like this line from the article should be a given: "It was the first time something like this has ever happened at Annbriar Golf Course "

If it weren't, they should probably not let anyone golf there.
2013-03-12 04:17:36 PM  
2 stroke penalty for being under the course.
2013-03-12 04:32:38 PM  
I bet this jerk didn't even replace his divot.
2013-03-12 04:35:06 PM  
Damn. One more thing to freaking worry about.
2013-03-12 04:46:07 PM  
Wellp, looks like the 19th hole opened a bit early...
2013-03-12 04:56:21 PM  

wichitaleaf: Damn. One more thing to freaking worry about.

Only if you play on golf courses built on top of limestone.
2013-03-12 06:07:25 PM  

2013-03-12 06:34:03 PM  
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Illinois sinkholes.  I hate Illinois sinkholes.
2013-03-12 07:04:05 PM  
Caddyshack III:
The Spacklering

2013-03-12 08:05:58 PM  
So.....did he have to take a drop?

/guessing that wasn't a lateral hazard.
//the rub of the green was a bit angry.
///something something drink drunk.
2013-03-12 08:44:50 PM  
Dear god, the Florida sinkholes are CONTAGIOUS!!! O_O
2013-03-12 08:44:59 PM  
Have you ever paid attention to that hollow thumping sound you hear when walking on some greens and fairways?  You will now.
2013-03-12 08:53:19 PM  

wichitaleaf: Damn. One more thing to freaking worry about.

first world problems

/wait, what?
2013-03-12 09:32:47 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
2013-03-12 11:34:48 PM  

mercator_psi: I bet this jerk didn't even replace his divot.

I gotta say that an investment banker in a deep hole in the ground does not hurt my feelings a little bit, and many is the time that I wished the earth would swallow me whole during a round.
2013-03-13 01:45:31 AM  
ALL golf courses should come with sinkholes.

/And land mines.
//and a CIWS on the green.
2013-03-13 01:56:10 AM  
The two biggest wastes of real estate: golf courses and cemeteries.
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