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(Telegraph)   If you're going to go wrestle sharks on an Australian beach, you might not want to be out on sick leave back in Britain. Footage of your shenanigans travels across the world quickly   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2013-03-12 11:39:24 AM  
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Those responsible for sacking the shark wrestler have also been sacked.

2013-03-12 12:04:52 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-12 11:55:33 AM  
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The Stealth Hippopotamus: xaratherus: There are physiological differences between the stress brought about by a singular dangerous event and the constant stress of a job. In the former, the stress is short-lived and the adrenaline change has a very brief duration, to which the body is adapted; in the latter, the adrenaline changes are less but they are constant, which eventually takes a biological toll on the person.

So working at a Children's Charity is an extreme sport now?!

It could be, if the charity in question was the "Make an X-Wish Foundation".

/Little Timmy's last wish was to skydive from a low-Earth orbit
//He died from friction burns caused by the heating of his wheelchair
///Brought to you by Red Bull
2013-03-12 11:41:49 AM  
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xaratherus: probesport: Those responsible for sacking the shark wrestler have also been sacked.


His sister once carved her name in an octopus with a sharpened toothbrush...

A shark once bit my sister.
2013-03-12 11:58:10 AM  
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bdub77: probesport: Those responsible for sacking the shark wrestler have also been sacked.


A shark once bit my sister!

The person who submitted the same lame followup joke has, sadly, also been sacked.
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