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(Yahoo)   Gerard Butler, with one sentence, has become the funniest man in show business   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Gerard Butler, Brandi Glanville, Showbiz Darts  
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18083 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Mar 2013 at 7:27 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-12 07:40:37 AM  
4 votes:
He should look at the bright side...if a woman is going to kiss-and-tell it's not bad when she rates you an 11 out of 10.
2013-03-12 09:02:15 AM  
2 votes:

lelio: As someone that has to overhear Housewives of Beverly Hills I will personally send Gerald a note of thanks. Brandi is by far the most annoying character on the show and perhaps OF ALL TIME

Most annoying? All of these spoilt, attention whoring, screeching harpies need to DIAF.

/My wife watches the show, "guily pleasure" she calls it.
2013-03-12 08:35:59 AM  
2 votes:
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//can anyone tell me what the sentence is?
2013-03-12 12:40:54 PM  
1 vote:
See, my whole life, I thought stuff like this was the entire reason why people wanted to be famous - so they can bang enough silly, forgettable, delusional (yet hot) wannabes that it doesn't even register anymore and then laugh about it. If you're not indulging at least a few vices and excesses, why not put on your tie and punch a time clock like everyone else?
2013-03-12 12:27:39 PM  
1 vote:
This story is pure, unadulterated Schadenfreude and I love it.

wellreadneck: At first I thought " huh, not even a memorable whore", then I discovered she was a single mother of two, in tears, even.


Honey, if you don't want to get embarrassed by guys that you bang that don't know who you are, try not banging guys that don't know who you are.  And just because you're on some fall-of-humanity reality TV show doesn't mean anyone knows who you are.
2013-03-12 11:45:56 AM  
1 vote:

GalFriday: I would sleep with him  He doesn't need to learn my name.  I won't tell anyone.

I watched "Dracula 2000" for the first time a while back - didn't even know he was in it.  Good Lord that man is smokin' hot, and was even more so when he was younger.
2013-03-12 10:47:42 AM  
1 vote:
Butler is awesome.
2013-03-12 10:23:56 AM  
1 vote:
GSI for his new girlfriend, Madalina Ghenea.  WOW.
2013-03-12 10:16:22 AM  
1 vote:
Like a true Scotsman
2013-03-12 09:44:06 AM  
1 vote:
I would sleep with him  He doesn't need to learn my name.  I won't tell anyone.
2013-03-12 07:38:41 AM  
1 vote:
"If it's not Scottish it's CRAP."
2013-03-12 07:35:41 AM  
1 vote:
"Why are you still here?"
2013-03-12 07:33:44 AM  
1 vote:
farking awesome.
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