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(Hot 107.9)   Women wake up grumpier than men. But men go to bed grumpier than women because they know the woman will wake up grumpier than them   ( divider line
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3922 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Mar 2013 at 12:11 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-12 12:16:38 AM  
7 votes:
I woke up grumpy this morning. Usually, I try to let her sleep in.
2013-03-12 12:17:56 AM  
6 votes:
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2013-03-12 12:35:14 AM  
5 votes:

kkinnison: My wife often wakes up wanting sex

Even when you are home?
2013-03-12 12:41:42 AM  
3 votes:
It's the Dutch Ovens.
2013-03-11 11:58:12 PM  
3 votes:
Wake up before the woman, and make your escape. Problem solved.
2013-03-12 05:02:31 AM  
2 votes:
Definition of emotional abuse- when a man talks to a woman for thirty seconds the same way she's been talking to him for thirty years.
2013-03-12 02:18:56 AM  
2 votes:
Old joke -
I don't wake up grumpy.  She wakes herself up
2013-03-12 01:14:20 AM  
2 votes:
🎶 The Circle of Wife! 🎶
2013-03-12 12:55:53 AM  
2 votes:

kkinnison: My wife often wakes up wanting sex

with you?
2013-03-12 12:23:40 AM  
2 votes:
Is it any surprise?

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2013-03-12 12:16:35 AM  
2 votes:

wedun: HotWingAgenda: If I ever meet a woman who is even capable of waking up grumpier than me, I'll marry her on the spot.  I'm not a morning person.

what if she's fat?

That would make him grumpier and therefore rule her out.
2013-03-12 06:28:12 AM  
1 vote:

Theory Of Null: kittiekat21: I call bullshiat on this story. Every woman I know including myself are all morning people. Housewife syndrome?

You sound grumpy. :/

Thats cuz I posted that at 230 in the morning. I never said I wasnt grumpy in the middle of the night! :-)
2013-03-12 05:53:52 AM  
1 vote:
As someone who woke up about 10 minutes ago, I doubt this. Until coffee is finished, I am Death...the destroyer of worlds

/Why doesn't my coffee maker have a timer?
2013-03-12 05:07:34 AM  
1 vote:

cynicalbastard: Definition of emotional abuse- when a man talks to a woman for thirty seconds the same way she's been talking to him for thirty years. Full Size
2013-03-12 04:05:48 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: stainedglassdoll: I have never been a morning person, and I've always been pretty nocturnal. Blergh.

it's a sign of intelligence.

A lot of Americans that are totally nocturnal are perfectly happy in a time zone 14 to 18 hours West of the US.  Which happens to be Southeast Asia.  Which happens to be where a lot of the world's smartest people currently seem to be from.  Makes me wonder sometimes if all smart people are set to that general timezone.
2013-03-12 02:45:48 AM  
1 vote:

mrswood: Was this study conducted in my house?

I believe one reason women may be grumpier in the morning because we are dreading the daunting task of preparing ourselves for the day. Not saying it takes hours for me to get ready, it's really a science. But some days you just wish it was easier to get ready in the morning.

Daily routine for enhancing a woman's beauty:

1. Wash, scrub, Condish, pluck, tweeze, shave. Yes, men do this too but women's version can be much more in depth if you catch my drift.
Lotion up, maintain painted toes and fingernails.
2. Apply 3 plus different types of hair product, brush, comb, blowdry, curl, style. Apply a variety of different makeups to face, compliment with eye shadow, liner, mascara. Select lip liner,lipstick, lip gloss.
3.Pick out outfit to please men and make women jealous. Style jewelry, shoes, handbag, coat, etc.

Go to work.
Go to gym.
Repeat steps 1-3.

Shiat can make you grumpy and want to snooze a little longer.
Get off my back and please bring me coffee.

You sound high maintenance.
2013-03-12 01:18:41 AM  
1 vote:
lumpier in bed?
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2013-03-12 12:40:13 AM  
1 vote:
Take the cash and get the fark out. I don't care how you feel when you wake up, or for that matter, where you wake up.
2013-03-12 12:37:47 AM  
1 vote:

kkinnison: My wife often wakes up wanting sex

This too shall pass.
2013-03-12 12:37:45 AM  
1 vote:
I don't get grumpy until I am at work.  Usually the first meeting request sets me off.
2013-03-12 12:22:34 AM  
1 vote:
so how do cats fit into all of this?
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