kkinnison: My wife often wakes up wanting sex
wedun: HotWingAgenda: If I ever meet a woman who is even capable of waking up grumpier than me, I'll marry her on the spot. I'm not a morning person.what if she's fat?
Theory Of Null: kittiekat21: I call bullshiat on this story. Every woman I know including myself are all morning people. Housewife syndrome?You sound grumpy. :/
cynicalbastard: Definition of emotional abuse- when a man talks to a woman for thirty seconds the same way she's been talking to him for thirty years.
doglover: stainedglassdoll: I have never been a morning person, and I've always been pretty nocturnal. Blergh.it's a sign of intelligence.
mrswood: Was this study conducted in my house?I believe one reason women may be grumpier in the morning because we are dreading the daunting task of preparing ourselves for the day. Not saying it takes hours for me to get ready, it's really a science. But some days you just wish it was easier to get ready in the morning.Daily routine for enhancing a woman's beauty:1. Wash, scrub, Condish, pluck, tweeze, shave. Yes, men do this too but women's version can be much more in depth if you catch my drift.Lotion up, maintain painted toes and fingernails.2. Apply 3 plus different types of hair product, brush, comb, blowdry, curl, style. Apply a variety of different makeups to face, compliment with eye shadow, liner, mascara. Select lip liner,lipstick, lip gloss.3.Pick out outfit to please men and make women jealous. Style jewelry, shoes, handbag, coat, etc.Go to work.Go to gym.Repeat steps 1-3.Shiat can make you grumpy and want to snooze a little longer.Get off my back and please bring me coffee.
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