ZAZ: Let me tell you about the time I stuck my penis in the pickle slicer...
Ambivalence: Man I am sure glad I don't have a penis!
ox45tallboy: Ha! There was this one temp job I took where the boss was a total B*TCH and had me slave-laboring right through what was supposed to be my break! Then she demanded I just eat lunch in 15 minutes! It only paid $12/hr! My arms were so f*cking sore the next day and...(*Clicks article*)Ooooohhhh.....yeah, never mind.
I_Am_Weasel: How did he manage to get his junk into a position of having it available to be chopped off?I know that many like to get it as close to a peeler as possible, but I thought it was a different kind.
Dr. Q Alias: This one time, I had a temp job laying down carpet. You wouldn't believe what I found when I unrolled the foam.
BuckTurgidson: Obligatory, not safe for work or scrotums.
man metaphysical: I just gave my pinger a little hug. We all should today
willfullyobscure: I stole about 1300 dollars back when that meant something, over two days registering corpdudes for an event; they paid in cash and there was no accounting system, none.Oh wait, that's farking fantastic, never mind. Worst thing?temping in a disgusting half-abandoned factory with four gay black drug addicts that kept sneaking off the to bathroom to buttfark each other and get high and then tell me i was rape bait and they were gonna get me signed on an overnight double and make my asshole bleed.What do I win?
cowgirl toffee: I remember reading somewhere that if a man loses his penis, they can sew on his big toe and no one notices the diffrence.
festoon: And I thought cleaning shiat off the bathroom walls at the bar was bad.....(And I'm not talking metaphorical shiat, either. Actual human feces.)
doglover: cowgirl toffee: I remember reading somewhere that if a man loses his penis, they can sew on his big toe and no one notices the diffrence.And when a woman loses her trachea, she can just talk out of a hole in her chest like Ned from South Park, and no one notices, amirite?Stopgap measures are not true fixes.
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