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(Daily Mail)   What do you do if your frienemy wrecks your $100k Fisker? If you are Justin Bieber, you banish him to borrowing your $85-102k Range Rover   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-03-11 06:26:27 PM  

ParagonComplex: I can't understand why he keeps letting that frakkup borrow his cars. Dude is obviously a piece of garbage person for mistreating someone else's property. Maybe Little Twist is blackmailing Biebs somehow. He probably got him messed up on some drugs, and has something on him. Bieber may be smarter than we think. He could have the logic that: "This piece of trash is going to keep on until he dies. Good riddance. Free at last." Who knows with people. Maybe he mixed DXM, weed, and it fried his brain even more than it already was.

Sounds legit....
2013-03-11 06:32:55 PM  
I'm gonna call this one right now. I think they're lovers. Why else would he be driving bieber's car around like he owns it? How do you talk someone into loaning you a car in a non-emergency situation, after crashing another one of theirs, unless you're playing a game of rusty pipe.
2013-03-11 06:37:26 PM  
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2013-03-11 06:45:28 PM  
Punch youself in the scrotum until you learn to never use bullshiat terms like frenemy.
2013-03-11 06:52:08 PM  

The Snow Dog: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x1050]

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Yeah, I went there too. Thank the gods Bieber is white, or we'd be racists.
2013-03-11 07:51:23 PM  
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"GO `WAY!  `BATIN'!"
2013-03-11 09:26:38 PM  
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2013-03-11 09:28:33 PM  
For Beiber $100k is pocket money.
2013-03-11 09:41:02 PM  
This kid seems very short
2013-03-11 10:03:21 PM  
Stand up straight and pull your pants up, you little asshole.
2013-03-11 11:53:20 PM  
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2013-03-12 01:43:24 PM  

Mike Chewbacca: Prank Call of Cthulhu:
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I bet there's a huge skidmark down the back of those tighty-whites.

Imagine what people would say if women started walking around with their underwear completely exposed. Republican cities would start passing obscenity laws against it. Why can't we be prudes about men's bodies, too? It'd save us from crimes against humanity like this.

Looking at this picture, I think we can throw some motion capture spheres on him and have him be the model they use for CG apes in the sequel to Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
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