Crewmannumber6: It would help if you told my what this is sung to the tune of, because I don't get it.
I Ate Shergar: Fano: I suppose it helps that a British monarch hasn't been assassinated in a long time.Technically, the last British monarch to be assassinated was George V in 1936. Okay, he was dying already, but he probably didn't want his doctor to finish him off.
dready zim: I Ate Shergar: FullMetalPanda: Last week she was admitted to hospital for the first time for 10 years suffering from the symptoms of gastroenteritis.Translation, she crapped her pants.Which finally settles the question of whether or not she goes to the toilet.The answer is that she doesn`t. She just craps her pants and the royal wiper deals with the rest.
Fano: I suppose it helps that a British monarch hasn't been assassinated in a long time.
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