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(BBC)   I'm a shark, I'm protected. SUCK MY DICKKKKKKK. I'M PROTECTEDDDDDD   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
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3579 clicks; posted to Geek » on 11 Mar 2013 at 9:56 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-11 08:21:03 AM  
Now, if you'll kindly lean your endangered carcass over my property line, we'll call your untimely demise 'self defense'.
2013-03-11 09:28:54 AM  
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2013-03-11 10:15:19 AM  
I approve of this message, subby.
2013-03-11 10:52:52 AM  

/Just sayin'
2013-03-11 11:40:22 AM  

Cybernetic: It's not "DICKKKKKKK", it's "DIIIIIIICK".

/Just sayin'

maybe he just wanted to tell it to you the "hard" way when singing about his dick?

/k sound being the "hard" sound
//that's the joke
2013-03-11 12:29:32 PM  
TFA:  While the vote to upgrade these shark species to Appendix 2 does not ban the trade, it regulates it. Both exporting and importing countries must issue licences. If a nation takes too many of these species, they can be hit with sanctions on the range of animal and plant products that are governed by Cites.

So it did jack shiat.
2013-03-11 03:35:53 PM  
Not protected yet, if you RTFA it states they have to get through one more session. I hope they do. If it means sharks don't get fished to extinction in the Americas or Africa but do in Asia, well, fark Asia. Sad, because the Indo-Pacific reefs are one of the most diverse and productive ecosystems on the entire planet, but if we can't talk to them like adults then there is nothing we can do.

I am really sick of the way China and Japan think about the oceans. Not that anyplace else is much better, just slighly better. Maybe because we don't like the taste of shark. Cod and Bluefin Tuna get treated almost as bad in the Atlantic as sharks in Asia.
2013-03-11 03:41:15 PM  
eating sharks these days is wrong, man,

delicious, but,

jheesh, these days, with the numbers dwindling, wrong.
2013-03-11 05:41:32 PM  

dittybopper: Now, if you'll kindly lean your endangered carcass over my property line, we'll call your untimely demise 'self defense'.

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