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(The Sun)   One way to make an international terrorist look less threatening is to replace his trademarked metal hook with a spork   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
    More: Obvious, Abu Hamza, Hamza, international terrorist, life imprisonments, prosthetic limbs  
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2013-03-11 04:01:17 PM  

stampylives: FullMetalPanda: timswar: Plenty of peopl can use the restroom with one hand, is this guy's other hand so weak he can't accomplish that?

I'm not sure how reasonable it is that he's allowed any implement that could potentially be a weapon. Of course, it's also unreasonable to hold him indefinitely until you figure out what to charge him with.

He's Muslim.  It's against their religion to do anything else with the hand they wipe their ass with.

i mean... i get some things go to tradition... and its not necessarily about the actual practicality... but...


and running water. we have it.  use it. change the "all staff must wash hands" sign to include "and muslims," make sure the dispenser is full, and call it a farking day.

/like this guy has never touched anything but his ass with only hand.

1. He had NO HANDS.

2. Muslims are meticulous about washing, and use a jug of water instead of toilet paper.
2013-03-11 04:41:28 PM  
The spork wouldn't bother so much. But geez that eye is crazy. What since he's muslim does it always have to be looking east?
2013-03-11 04:53:01 PM  
Hmm...I guess I finally understand why GitMo hasn't yet been closed down.

Please don't be surprised the day that an American born and bred non-muslim "terrists" end up there without a trail.

Keep giving the people in charge unlimited power and be surprised the day it turns around and bites you.

/never one to shy away from saying the unpopular thing
//if the guy is guilty of killing innocents or part of it, send him to the gallows
///the person who uses the phrase "collateral damage" (or any variation thereof, in any language) is a person willing to sacrifice YOUR kids for their cause
2013-03-11 06:12:07 PM  

LewDux: [imgs.xkcd.com image 682x425]

It says much about my XKCD habits that, even after recognizing the comic you posted and knowing that nothing would happen, I instinctively moused over the image waiting for the alt text to appear.
2013-03-12 09:38:03 PM  
Captain Spork the Dork?
2013-03-12 09:51:25 PM  
"I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon!" Alan Rickman
2013-03-12 11:50:12 PM  

Highroller48: Vodka Zombie: As an aside, you are also aware that Jews don't really use babies to make matzo, right?

To be fair, that's only because MSG is cheaper so the big Matzoh conglomerates are substituting it.  Stick to the good stuff you get at the Hasidic markets.  All-natural ingredients or nothing!

MSG is made by boiling seaweed with salt, how natural is natural enough?
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