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(CBS Miami)   CDC: Shiat just got real   ( miami.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2013-03-11 08:25:15 AM  
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OtherLittleGuy: I_C_Weener: Sybarite: Via Infinito: Is there anything that comes out of the middle east that doesn't completely suck?



Hummus Algebra.

y = Z dates * n insanely attractive sons + hummus recipe

solve for hummus
2013-03-11 09:49:06 AM  
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If there's one thing that playing Plague Inc on my phone has taught me it's that by the time the CDC makes an announcement it's way too late.
2013-03-11 09:47:49 AM  
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Gordon Bennett: I've been quite unwell myself these past few days. Coldy/fluey/misery.

So yes, I'll be pan bread soon, but at least I'll be spared the horrors the rest of you will have to witness. The diseased mobs hurling themselves at locked and barred hospital doors desperate for a cure that doesn't exist. The sight of half-decayed bodies scattered through the streets. The stench all night, every night, of corpses stacked like cordwood burning on immense pyres. The rage and the riots as panic grows to a bursting point and starving bellies lie empty. Your last, pained breath as you sit alone half-propped against a filthy wall, dying at last, alone, forgotten, one of hundreds expiring all around you each in their own personal hell.

Or Tuesday as they call it in Detroit
2013-03-11 09:34:57 AM  
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MyKingdomForYourHorse: utsagrad123: It's too late... We're all already infected

Great, time for me to start boning up on my sword skills

In the New World Order your boning skills will be more important than your sword skills.
2013-03-11 08:31:40 AM  
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It's too late... We're all already infected
2013-03-11 08:20:58 AM  
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Keeping a close eye on developments...
2013-03-11 07:19:06 AM  
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FTFA: The CDC said a worldwide total of 14 cases have been documented since April 2012

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