wellreadneck: Sounds way too busy. Too many themes. Just choose one. Does Cabela's carry a camouflage casket?
LibertyHiller: The worst has to be about 30 ft from my dad's grave. It's a laser-engraved stone with a 2'x3' depiction of the deceased riding his tractor in his cornfield.
fusillade762: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 484x489]Just saw this one on Facebook. Eaten by mountain rats sounds like a painful way to go.
Churchy LaFemme: Ugh. Wrong thread.Please tell me the woman is foreign so that I might retain a bit of dignity...
BarkingUnicorn: FunkOut: You know what would make a cool headstone? A big Easter Island head.I liked the guy who had his wife's hooter carved on her gravestone. Or was it his? I forget.
BarkingUnicorn: Staffist: What breed of dog was it?[cmsimg.indystar.com image 320x410]
L.D. Ablo: In 300 or 400 years, this will be considered a significant loss among anthropologists studying white trash.
ruta: I saw a gravestone for a recently deceased young man in a rural graveyard in New Zealand that had a granite bottle of Jim Beam and a granite bottle of Speight's beer on it. Death by drowning. Presumably alcohol was involved.
Staffist: What breed of dog was it?
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