Lionel Mandrake: When was he born again (as an asshole)?
realmolo: Well, you know, conservatives are deserving of ridicule.
IntertubeUser: Superstitious nuts are always good for a laugh.
GungFu: chewielouie: quatchi: hubiestubert: Lionel Mandrake: When was he born again (as an asshole)?A bit after Bruce Lee was safely dead and he was assured that he wouldn't get his ass kicked by a guy half his size and a third his weight...[www.awesomeoff.com image 400x300]Oh, Snap.You do realize that was a movie, right? And that Bruce Lee never really fought professionally, right? And that Chuck Norris did, right?Norris would clean his clock.You do realise that Bruce Lee actually gave martial arts training to Chuck, right?ANd remember, Chuck was a respected Karate champ at the time. But was persuaded by the favourable opinions of Norris's peers like Joe Lewis and Mike Stone that Bruce was the real deal. No mean feat given the ego of these Western-sized hardmen going to a little Chinesde guy for tuition.It's been rumoured that Norris was left 'red faced' after a particular sparring session with Lee.
chewielouie: Norris would clean his clock.
WhoopAssWayne: realmolo: Well, you know, conservatives are deserving of ridicule.IntertubeUser: Superstitious nuts are always good for a laugh.Always amusing to see just how badly an actor who hasn't been relevant for 30 years just yanks you idiots out of your tree so bad. Almost as if you were just a bunch of thin skinned pussies, hypersensitive, and with pitifully low self-esteem. Hormonal teenage atheists being hormonal teenage atheists.
Sensei Can You See: Came for the unhinged, apoplectic spittle-ejecting raving about Norris' unmitigated gall to be a religious political conservative; leaving unsurprised.
hubiestubert: Lionel Mandrake: When was he born again (as an asshole)?
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