If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Orlando Sentinel)   If you ask the 14-year-old girl you met on the internet if she's really a cop and she doesn't answer your question, you probably should not proceed with your plans to have sex with her   ( orlandosentinel.com) divider line
    More: Florida, teachers, proceedings  
•       •       •

10941 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Mar 2013 at 5:16 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-03-10 04:27:58 PM  
6 votes:
Ah the internet: where the women are actually men, the men are actually 14 year old kids, and the 14 year old kids are actually cops.
2013-03-10 02:23:15 PM  
5 votes:
The "girl" Brian Jansen, 36, was communicated with was a undercover detective for the Daytona Beach Police Department.

In related news, pricipal caught sayof.
2013-03-10 06:11:10 PM  
4 votes:
Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
2013-03-10 06:14:23 PM  
3 votes:
I wanna be the first to pose as a 32 yr old guy and go after all the illegal 14 yr old girls trying to hook up with me.
2013-03-10 05:20:28 PM  
3 votes:

ZAZ: where do you go to meet 32 year old cops

I met a semi-hot 32-ish female cop while I was walking down the street and she was waiting for a detail* job. We exchanged a few words and I resumed walking because my brain screams "bad idea!" when I contemplate getting involved with a cop was rejected.

2013-03-10 05:47:19 PM  
2 votes:
Don't worry, I'm just a 13 year old boy pretending to be a 32 year old man to get 13 year old girls to talk to me on the internet. Who goes to jail when I send them naked pictures?
2013-03-10 02:32:21 PM  
2 votes:
He also said if a 14-year-old girl had actually answered the door, he would never have had sexual relations with her.

So he was just showing up to warn her about people like him?
2013-03-10 06:07:48 PM  
1 vote:
So why did they arrest the cop?
2013-03-10 06:01:28 PM  
1 vote:
"How do I get 12-year-old girls excited?"
2013-03-10 05:47:27 PM  
1 vote:

GungFu: Hai Guyz!

I jus turn14 yeah. Yayy! So momma n pops r goin out 2 c a film.
Ne1 want 2 party wi me?

My name is Priscilla but every1 calls me Candy becos Im so sweeeeeeeeeeet. LOL!
Some friends call me Virgin. I think dats becos my middle name is Virginia.
Can u tell me what does Virgin mean?

You tried too hard. A 14 y/o that doesn't know what a virgin is? On the internet?
2013-03-10 05:22:12 PM  
1 vote:
"the athletics instructor asked if the girl was actually a cop but didn't get a response and went to the meet-up location anyway "

media.tumblr.comView Full Size
2013-03-10 04:27:12 PM  
1 vote:
bbsimg.ngfiles.comView Full Size

2013-03-10 03:24:49 PM  
1 vote:
Don't tell me how to run my life.
2013-03-10 02:06:34 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: The "girl" Brian Jansen, 36, was communicated with was a undercover detective...

Okay, goddammit. Seriously. The very FIRST sentence is a grammar clusterfark. What the fark happened to education in this country?
Displayed 14 of 14 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.