teto85: If you meet a 14 year old girl on the internet chances are she's a 32 year old cop.
ZAZ: where do you go to meet 32 year old copsI met a semi-hot 32-ish female cop while I was walking down the street and she was waiting for a detail* job. We exchanged a few words and I resumed walking because my brain screams "bad idea!" when I contemplate getting involved with a cop was rejected.
Generation_D: Why the hell would ANYONE at this point think a "hot 14 year old girl" on the internet wasn't a troll job, a cop, or perverted-justice.com (combination of troll job and cop)Cripes.c/s/b: 18 yrs ago I used to be on some of the same irc channels as these perverted justice guys, I watched them cut their teeth trolling what were known as "hngs" or horny net guys. It was great fun, all the regulars on irc did it.Then these dorks went and made a career of it.
Spad31: FTFA: The "girl" Brian Jansen, 36, was communicated with was a undercover detective...Okay, goddammit. Seriously. The very FIRST sentence is a grammar clusterfark. What the fark happened to education in this country?
FloydA: Ah the internet: where the women are actually men, the men are actually 14 year old kids, and the 14 year old kids are actually cops.
louiedog: Stories make it to fark all the time where teachers are banging students and moms are banging their kid's friends. Why aren't there any stings setup to catch female pedophiles?
GungFu: Hai Guyz!I jus turn14 yeah. Yayy! So momma n pops r goin out 2 c a film.Ne1 want 2 party wi me?My name is Priscilla but every1 calls me Candy becos Im so sweeeeeeeeeeet. LOL!Some friends call me Virgin. I think dats becos my middle name is Virginia.Can u tell me what does Virgin mean?
randomjsa: GungFu: Hai Guyz!I jus turn14 yeah. Yayy! So momma n pops r goin out 2 c a film.Ne1 want 2 party wi me?My name is Priscilla but every1 calls me Candy becos Im so sweeeeeeeeeeet. LOL!Some friends call me Virgin. I think dats becos my middle name is Virginia.Can u tell me what does Virgin mean?You tried too hard. A 14 y/o that doesn't know what a virgin is? On the internet?
Happy Hours: This can only lead to one thing.When pedophiles start chatting up 14 year olds on the internet they'll just have to be careful not to say anything that might incriminate them until they have a chance to stalk them first and make sure they really do go to junior high.Or maybe not. I used to watch To Catch a Predator. Those guys were some seriously stupid (and creepy) people - especially that one who got busted by Chris Hansen twice.I don't think they ever did it, but it would be interesting to hear some of their stats. How many people did they engage on the internet that seemed interested even after finding out they were talking to a minor but never followed through with a visit?
Brakefornobody: "How do I get 12-year-old girls excited?"
geekbikerskum: News flash: undercover cops are allowed to lie when asked, "Are you a cop?"http://www.snopes.com/risque/hookers/cop.aspI really wish that stupid urban legend would die already.
wildcardjack: I'm waiting for someone to predate on a catcher.Probably already been a Law & Order episode.
rogue49: 1. No means no (for one side)2. Just say no (for the other)If in doubt, wait it out.one in the bush equals two in the slammer (or is that the other way around? does that work?)/so many catchphrases to prevent stupidity...
LarryDan43: Don't worry, I'm just a 13 year old boy pretending to be a 32 year old man to get 13 year old girls to talk to me on the internet. Who goes to jail when I send them naked pictures?
geekbikerskum: News flash: undercover cops are allowed to lie when asked, "Are you a cop?"http://www.snopes.com/risque/hookers/cop.aspI really wish that stupid urban legend would die already.On the other hand, by now, people should realize that if you're an adult, the 14 year old girl you're interacting with on the internet is probably a cop. So maybe this is just an IQ test. I mean, how long has Chris Hansen been on the air, and how many news stories are there like this?
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