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(SFGate)   After 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river, officials state there is no evidence of an animal epidemic. Except, of course, the 900 DEAD PIGS FOUND FLOATING IN THE RIVER   ( divider line
    More: Sick, agriculture committee, Shanghai, water source, epidemics, cops, Shanghai river  
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2013-03-10 03:52:43 PM  
3 votes:
It's just Jesus casting out demons. Nothing to see here.
2013-03-10 05:58:20 PM  
2 votes:
God forbid I ever have to go to China. You can't drink the water, you can't breathe, you can't trust the milk.

/What does it take for a population so large to wake up?
//Do we need to send them copies of "The Jungle"?
2013-03-10 04:46:58 PM  
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doctor_sbaits0: "The statement says the water and environmental protection bureaus are ramping up monitoring of the river's water quality."

Judging by all the trash around those dead piggies, I don't think they monitor water quality.

It says something about your river when 900 rotting corpses don't look out of place.
2013-03-10 12:45:37 PM  
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Sometimes I hate the interwebs
2013-03-11 03:54:35 PM  
1 vote:
I read that and immediately thought...

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There's some pigs doin some heavy doobie rollin when they're floating past yer VAAAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
2013-03-10 05:26:46 PM  
1 vote:
Coming soon to a McRib sandwich near you.
2013-03-10 04:32:13 PM  
1 vote:
Silly Legion, at it again.

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2013-03-10 04:30:17 PM  
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2013-03-10 04:28:26 PM  
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CALM DOWN!  There are NO pigs floating down the river.
2013-03-10 04:11:55 PM  
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2013-03-10 12:53:01 PM  
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Jon H: Jon H: What it might have looked like a couple of days ago

Sometimes I hate the interwebs

You just won the internets by posting that.
2013-03-10 12:52:19 PM  
1 vote:
What a waste of perfectly good bacon. -_-
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