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(Philly.com)   Silver-medal relay team member in 1994 Lillehammer games resigns from International Skating Union after being accused of gliding into 15-year-old with his Biggehammer   ( articles.philly.com) divider line
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2013-03-10 02:57:27 PM  
4 votes:
What a young ice skater having an inappropriate relationship with an older man might look like:

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2013-03-10 03:41:58 PM  
2 votes:
Typical speed skater girl has 24+ inch thighs, quads to die for, and glutes which are actually used for function as opposed to just something cute to look at.  In the off season she usually rides bicycles 100+ miles at a clip.

If she knows how to thrash, she can countersnap hard enough to break your pubic bone, or bounce you 12 inches into the air if you are not locked in.

She also has superhuman endurance in most cases.

I've found my moving buddy.
2013-03-10 03:08:10 PM  
2 votes:
The hammer is his penis.
2013-03-10 05:03:50 PM  
1 vote:
I found the image of a bicyclist to be most helpful.
2013-03-10 03:21:13 PM  
1 vote:
Luckiest. Girl. Ever.
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