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(Science Magazine)   The giant salamander devours its food with the second-most-intense suction in the animal kingdom behind only your mom   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, giant salamanders, your mom, sucks  
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2013-03-09 09:06:39 PM  
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Must have one hell of a nap nipper.
2013-03-09 10:17:42 PM  
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2013-03-09 10:31:22 PM  
She had 2 lips like big fat wieners
They ran around the house like vacuum cleaners
Catalina Madelina Hootenanny Wallerstien
Hocalocamotive was her name

/I'm blaming the alcohol
2013-03-09 10:35:48 PM  
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2013-03-09 11:04:47 PM  

I've got the weirdest boner!
2013-03-09 11:14:42 PM  

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The epitome of a redneck honeymoon photo.
2013-03-09 11:48:37 PM  
And then jabs you with a firey pitchfork for 2d8 damage?
2013-03-10 12:57:53 AM  
No, Subby, behind your Dad. At least you now the divorce wasn't your fault. A person can only live a lie for so long.
2013-03-10 12:58:48 AM  
That's pretty amazing, but I'll still go with the Mantis Shrimp as the most impressive creature.
2013-03-10 07:47:41 PM  
what do these things like to drink?  gonna slip one some roofies
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