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(Some Guy)   New Star Trek trailer. Things blow up, Kirk gets rebellious, and there's a giant fish   ( youtube.googleapis.com) divider line
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Donnchadha
2013-03-09 09:11:32 PM  
6 votes:
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that bosnian sniper
2013-03-10 11:38:28 AM  
4 votes:

kendelrio: Honestly, who dissects a freaking TV show like this?????


Hi, welcome to the Star Trek thread.
Ishkur
2013-03-09 10:22:55 PM  
3 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: Uh, it was fiction. It didn't explore much of anything. It's a story. On TV. With actors and sets and bad special effects.


By any chance do you have Aspergers?
NeoCortex42
2013-03-09 09:46:40 PM  
3 votes:

GAT_00: gingerjet: Ishkur: A Star Trek movie that uses true science fiction to explore humanity's sense of wonder at the infinite. It could have a real philosophical puzzler with a Rod Serling-esque twist at the end, and spark profound contemplation on life, reality, and the nature of the human condition. I miss when Star Trek meant discovery and exploration of the unknown and unexplained.

But hey.... gotta sell movie tickets or something.

I see you answered your own question.

/and if you want profound contemplation of life, reality, and the nature of the human condition - read a book

Elitist snobbery of Star Trek.  I sense a high schooler.


Herbert!  Herbert!  Herbert!
theorellior [BareFark]
2013-03-09 10:57:26 PM  
2 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: I'd rather be a pedantic dumbass than an uncritical wanker who jumps on every new bandwagon no matter how foolish and delusional.


Speaking of which, did you hear that wearing iridium pendants on your nipples can extend your life by three decades? Better look into it!
exatron
2013-03-09 09:51:22 PM  
2 votes:

Captain Steroid: So, the main villain is a giant fish!

Didn't see that one coming... :P


KOOOIIII!
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2013-03-10 11:53:23 AM  
1 vote:

that bosnian sniper: kendelrio: Honestly, who dissects a freaking TV show like this?????

Hi, welcome to the Star Trek thread.


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Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2013-03-09 11:05:55 PM  
1 vote:

Brick-House: If you want so e major spoilers...

http://www.thetrekcollective.com/2013/03/earlier-release-dates-music -a nd-huge.html#more

You're welcome


McCoy is actually a house cat in a robotic suit?! My God, man! O.O
theorellior [BareFark]
2013-03-09 11:03:31 PM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: And so would you, you liar.


Not true! I already know it's a scam.

The REAL effect comes from wearing osmium pendants.
theorellior [BareFark]
2013-03-09 10:25:57 PM  
1 vote:

GAT_00: And one of the earlier trailers quite clearly showed Enterprise shot to hell and crashing.


It was built in the middle of the canyons of Iowa, they'll be able to lift it out of the gravity well no problem.
Confabulat [TotalFark]
2013-03-09 10:14:34 PM  
1 vote:

theorellior: So a bunch of confusing camera work and, what-what, is that lens flare? That's not Trek, that's GI Joe in Space. You folks enjoy.


I will, sorry for your lots
Funbags
2013-03-09 10:11:03 PM  
1 vote:

Ishkur: You know what I'd like to see?

A Star Trek movie that uses true science fiction to explore humanity's sense of wonder at the infinite. It could have a real philosophical puzzler with a Rod Serling-esque twist at the end, and spark profound contemplation on life, reality, and the nature of the human condition. I miss when Star Trek meant discovery and exploration of the unknown and unexplained.

But hey.... gotta sell movie tickets or something.


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Share your pain with me... and gain strength from the sharing.
ShawnDoc
2013-03-09 10:01:16 PM  
1 vote:
You had me at a rebellious Kirk blows a giant fish.
gingerjet
2013-03-09 09:40:10 PM  
1 vote:

Ishkur: A Star Trek movie that uses true science fiction to explore humanity's sense of wonder at the infinite. It could have a real philosophical puzzler with a Rod Serling-esque twist at the end, and spark profound contemplation on life, reality, and the nature of the human condition. I miss when Star Trek meant discovery and exploration of the unknown and unexplained.

But hey.... gotta sell movie tickets or something.


I see you answered your own question.

/and if you want profound contemplation of life, reality, and the nature of the human condition - read a book
gingerjet
2013-03-09 09:37:41 PM  
1 vote:

GAT_00: This one disappointed me.  It's the first one I've seen that actually gives credence to the 'generic action sci-fi masquerading as Star Trek' theory.


Considering that Star Trek was masquerading as sci-fi - I see this as a step up.
Mugato [TotalFark]
2013-03-09 09:36:15 PM  
1 vote:

Ishkur: A Star Trek movie that uses true science fiction to explore humanity's sense of wonder at the infinite. It could have a real philosophical puzzler with a Rod Serling-esque twist at the end, and spark profound contemplation on life, reality, and the nature of the human condition. I miss when Star Trek meant discovery and exploration of the unknown and unexplained.


That was the first movie and the fifth movie and people hated them. The only successful Trek movies are about a psychotic dude usually out for revenge.
GAT_00
2013-03-09 09:33:04 PM  
1 vote:

Ishkur: You know what I'd like to see?

A Star Trek movie that uses true science fiction to explore humanity's sense of wonder at the infinite. It could have a real philosophical puzzler with a Rod Serling-esque twist at the end, and spark profound contemplation on life, reality, and the nature of the human condition. I miss when Star Trek meant discovery and exploration of the unknown and unexplained.

But hey.... gotta sell movie tickets or something.


Yeah, but you know what?  TMP was farking boring.  Until the reboot, IV was still the highest grossing ST movie to date, and that was without adjusting for inflation.
 
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